i'd throw it in the two hole - You're saying she's not the best, but you’d still put your w

You're saying she's not the best, but you’d still put your whole face up her backside.

I’d throw it in the two hole if she had a side job at the laundromat and a pet sloth.

He said that after she told him she liked him in a poem about beans.

I’d throw it in the two hole if she texted him a photo of her dog wearing a hat.