i'd throw it in the two hole - You’re saying she’s just average, but you still want to take

You’re saying she’s just average, but you still want to take a road trip up her butt.

I’d throw it in the two hole if she had a pet rat and a PhD.

He said that after she yelled at him for forgetting her birthday.

I’d throw it in the two hole if she texted him a photo of her cat wearing sunglasses.