I'd take the wolverines - You say this when something is so bad, you’d rather fight 30

You say this when something is so bad, you’d rather fight 30 wolverines than face it. It’s like you’re begging for death.

I’d take the wolverines over my dog’s new obsession with my shoes.

I’d take the wolverines before I hear my sister’s voice again.

I’d take the wolverines instead of my dad’s bad jokes.