I'd take the wolverines - It means something is so messed up, you’d pick a bunch of an

It means something is so messed up, you’d pick a bunch of angry wolverines over it. It’s like your brain short-circuited.

I’d take the wolverines over my brother’s new haircut.

I’d take the wolverines before I eat that mystery meat.

I’d take the wolverines instead of my teacher’s lecture.