I'd strap on 16 a mile away - A promise that if you see this girl, you’ll wear sixteen rub

A promise that if you see this girl, you’ll wear sixteen rubbers and run like a coward because her cum-filled history is too much to handle.

I’d strap on 16 a mile away if I had to date her. I’d rather marry a toilet.

She used to sleep with 16 guys. I’d wear a whole box of condoms just to escape her.

I’d strap on 16 if I had to be near her. I’d probably get a rash from her stank.