i'd ship it - A guy’s way of saying he’d date a girl but only if no one el

A guy’s way of saying he’d date a girl but only if no one else was looking and he didn’t have to actually do anything.

I'd ship it if she was in the next class and not the one that laughed at me.

I'd ship it if he had a crush but still took the lunch table with his friends.

I'd ship it if she said yes but only after he begged for two weeks.