I'd rather watch 2 ants fornicate - This is the worst thing I could imagine. Like watching ants

This is the worst thing I could imagine. Like watching ants do their weird ant love thing.

My dad made me eat brussels sprouts. I’d rather watch 2 ants fornicate.

I had to do math homework. I’d rather watch 2 ants fornicate.

My cousin asked me about my dating life. I’d rather watch 2 ants fornicate.