I'd rather watch 2 ants fornicate - I’d rather stare at two ants doing their gross ant stuff tha

I’d rather stare at two ants doing their gross ant stuff than deal with this.

My mom said I had to clean my room. I’d rather watch 2 ants fornicate.

My teacher made me do a presentation. I’d rather watch 2 ants fornicate.

My dog peed on my shoe. I’d rather watch 2 ants fornicate.