I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass - A wild, messy reply when someone gives you a task you really

A wild, messy reply when someone gives you a task you really don't want to do.

'I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than do your report.'

'I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than be your partner.'

'I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than be stuck here with you.'