I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass - A wild and crazy way of saying you'd rather be in pain than

A wild and crazy way of saying you'd rather be in pain than do something boring.

'I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than sit through your boring speech.'

'I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than listen to you talk.'

'I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than watch that movie again.'