I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass - A big, rude reply to someone who gives you a task you're too

A big, rude reply to someone who gives you a task you're too lazy to do.

'I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than do your math homework.'

'You want me to do that? I'd rather shove wasps up my ass.'

'I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than help you fail.'