I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass - A big, messy way of saying you'd rather be hurt than do some

A big, messy way of saying you'd rather be hurt than do something you don't want to do.

'I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than eat that gross lunch.'

'I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than be your sidekick.'

'I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than do your chores.'