I'd rather bang CPA - I’d rather get a tattoo of a tax table and then set it on fi

I’d rather get a tattoo of a tax table and then set it on fire. Absolutely not.

I’d rather be yelled at by my boss than bang CPA.

If I had to dance with a calculator, I’d rather be locked in a tax office.

No. I’d rather eat a whole loaf of bread and then throw it at a tax form.