i'd pee on her porch
A guy trying to be cool by saying he’d pee on her porch. It’s like when a guy says he’s into a girl but acts like he’s being tortured. It’s the worst way to show you like someone.
He’d pee on her porch if she asked him to.
He’d pee on her porch just to avoid talking to her.
If he’d pee on her porch, I’d pay him to do it.