i'd pee on her porch
A guy saying he loves a girl by threatening to pee on her porch. It’s the worst way to say you’re into someone. It’s like being forced to say you like someone in front of the whole class.
He’d pee on her porch if he had to.
If I had to pee on her porch, I’d rather die.
He’d pee on her porch just to avoid talking to her.