I'd Pee In Her Butt
When you're so into a girl, you'd rather take a leak in her butt than just say hi.
At the mall, I saw her and said, 'I'd pee in her butt and not even apologize.'
He texted me, 'I'd pee in your butt and you'd be like, 'Finally!''
She walked in and I said, 'I'd pee in her butt and she'd be fine with it.'