I'd Pee In Her Butt
It’s like saying you would bone her, but with more pee and less dignity.
He said, 'I’d pee in her butt and not even care about the smell.'
She said, 'I’d pee in his butt and he’d be like, 'Finally!''
He texted me, 'I’d pee in your butt and you’d be like, 'What?''