I'd Love To Turn You On - This line is used by people who think they’re philosophers,

This line is used by people who think they’re philosophers, but really just want to get high and act like they know everything.

'I'd love to turn you on, but you're too smart for this.'

'I'd turn you on, but you already turned me off.'

'I'd love to turn you on, but you're too busy being a philosopher.'