I'd Love To Turn You On - It's like when you’re trying to be cool, but you’re just a b

It's like when you’re trying to be cool, but you’re just a bunch of people who smoke weed and think they’re deep.

'I'd love to turn you on, but I can't even stand up straight.'

'I'd love to turn you on, but I'm still figuring out how to be cool.'

'I'd love to turn you on, but you already turned me into a walrus.'