I'd Love To Turn You On - It's like when someone says they want to take you on a crazy

It's like when someone says they want to take you on a crazy trip, but they don't know how to ask without sounding like a weirdo.

'I'd love to turn you on, but I only have one blunt and it's already half gone.'

'If you come with me, I'll turn you on. If not, I'll turn you into a walrus.'

'I'd love to turn you on, but you're too busy being annoying.'