I'd like to buy you a drink
A lie you tell yourself so you can get free alcohol and a free shot at your soul.
She said she wanted a drink. I said I'd buy her one. Now I'm paying for her second ex.
He said he'd buy me a drink. I said I'd take him up on it. Now he's stuck with me.
I told my friend I'd buy her a drink. Now I'm stuck with her and her three exes.