i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. - When you think someone is so bad-looking you’d hit them with

When you think someone is so bad-looking you’d hit them with a baseball bat just to make it right. See: I’d never hit it even if I was forced to

You look like a raccoon that got hit by a bus. I’d hit it with a baseball bat.

If I saw you in a mirror, I’d hit it with a baseball bat.

You’re so ugly, I’d hit you with a baseball bat just to make the world feel better.