i'd hate to - A phrase used when you're too proud to admit you're laughing

A phrase used when you're too proud to admit you're laughing at someone else's failures.

I'd hate to be you after your mom said your hair was 'a fire hazard.'

I'd hate to be you when your crush asked you out and you said 'no' just to be cool.

I'd hate to be you after you forgot your pants and walked into the hallway in your socks.