i'd hate to - A mean-spirited way of saying you're happy someone else is g

A mean-spirited way of saying you're happy someone else is getting roasted.

I'd hate to be you after your brother told everyone you're a crybaby.

I'd hate to be you when your mom said your math test was 'worse than her taxes.'

I'd hate to be you after your pet goldfish died and you didn't even notice.