I'd French That - You're saying you'd French someone, but they're not the kind

You're saying you'd French someone, but they're not the kind to get laid often.

I'd French That. She's got a nice smile, but she's still a nerd.

I'd French That. He's got a nice voice, but he's still a loner.

I'd French That. She's got a nice face, but she's still a church girl.