I'd French That - You want to French someone, but they're not the kind to get

You want to French someone, but they're not the kind to get a lot of action.

I'd French That. She's got a nice face, but she's still a wallflower.

I'd French That. He's got a nice hair, but he's still a nerd.

I'd French That. She's got a nice voice, but she's still a church girl.