I'd fap to that - You get so hard you think you're gonna die, all because you'

You get so hard you think you're gonna die, all because you're looking at a hot thing, and it's probably a girl with no clothes on.

I saw that girl in the math class and I'd fap to that.

My dog just ate my homework and I'd fap to that.

I saw a guy in the bathroom and I'd fap to that.