I'd eat there - When a girl is so hot you'd eat a whole plate of spaghetti o

When a girl is so hot you'd eat a whole plate of spaghetti out of her butt, just because you can.

I'd eat there if she had a butt like a pizza place.

I'd eat there if she had a butt that looked like it belonged in a food ad.

I'd eat there if I had to eat a whole burger from her butt.