i'd do it on a wednesday - A girl so attractive you'd take a bullet for her on a Wednes

A girl so attractive you'd take a bullet for her on a Wednesday, not just hit it at 3 a. m. on a Friday when you're wasted.

I'd do it on a Wednesday if she was wearing a shirt that said 'I hate Mondays.'

I'd do it on a Wednesday even if she was crying and smelled like old pizza.

I'd do it on a Wednesday if she told me my dog was dead and it wasn’t.