I'd do him
A way to tell someone that you'd do anything to him, even if he looked like a wet sock.
She asked, 'Would you do him?' I said, 'I'd do him. Even if he looked like a wet sock.'
He asked, 'Would you do him?' I said, 'I'd do him. Even if he smelled like a dirty sock.'
She said, 'Would you do him?' I said, 'I'd do him. Even if he was covered in dirt and stank like a pig.'