I'd Cap that
You're the kind of person who adds captions to everything like it's your job. Started by some app for iPhone users who needed more drama in their lives.
I took a photo of my mom cooking. I'd Cap that with 'This woman is a chef.'
My friend sent me a picture of his dog sleeping. I'd Cap that with 'This dog is tired.'
I saw a photo of my teacher writing on the board. I'd Cap that with 'This teacher is working hard.'