I'd Cap that
You can't stop adding captions to everything. It's like you're trying to make every photo look like a movie scene. All because of that stupid iPhone app.
I took a picture of my mom singing in the shower. I'd Cap that with 'My mom is a rockstar.'
My friend posted a photo of his dog running. I'd Cap that with 'This dog is in a race.'
I saw a picture of my dad eating pizza. I'd Cap that with 'This man is a god.'