I'd buy her an icecream cone - Means I'd feed her ice cream and then stuff my fingers up he

Means I'd feed her ice cream and then stuff my fingers up her butt.

I'd buy her an icecream cone and then kick her out of the store.

I'd buy her an icecream cone and then throw it at her head.

I'd buy her an icecream cone and then tell her she was ugly.