I'd be damned

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A loud shout of shock when something totally absurd happens right in front of you.

My dog just ate my homework. I'd be damned if I didn't cry.

My mom said I could have a pet llama. I'd be damned if I didn't laugh.

My teacher gave me a pop quiz. I'd be damned if I didn't throw a fit.

A swear-filled yell when you see something so ridiculous it makes your brain hurt.

I saw my dad wear socks with sandals. I'd be damned if I didn't scream.

My cat knocked over my cereal. I'd be damned if I didn't yell at it.

My friend told me he dated a chicken. I'd be damned if I didn't laugh.

A very angry and surprised exclamation when something happens that should not happen.

I got a D on my math test. I'd be damned if I didn't swear.

My mom said I had to clean my room. I'd be damned if I didn't yell.

I saw my dog wearing a hat. I'd be damned if I didn't laugh.