i wuv you - A stupid little way of saying I love you, like you're a todd

A stupid little way of saying I love you, like you're a toddler with a crayon.

My crush said, 'I wuv you!' and then tripped over a chair.

My friend said, 'I wuv you, but I still hate you.'

My brother said, 'I wuv you, but I'm still stealing your snacks.'