I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers
A woman so fine, you'd let her eat crackers in your bed and still think she's worth it even when the crumbs stick to your balls.
My mom was that hot. I let her eat crackers in my bed. I still let her live with me for 20 years.
I let my girlfriend eat cookies in my bed. She left the crumbs. I still loved her.
My ex came in my bed with a cracker. I let her eat it. She left the crumbs. I still loved her.