I woulda had to liked to got that - A thing you wanted, but it slipped away, and you’re too lazy

A thing you wanted, but it slipped away, and you’re too lazy to do anything about it now.

I woulda had to liked to got that good grade if I hadn't stayed up until 3 a. m. watching cat videos.

I woulda had to liked to got that perfect hair if I hadn't decided to fight my sister.

I woulda had to liked to got that last piece of cake if I hadn't been too busy texting my crush.