I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than

A very loud, very angry way of saying you’d rather go to hell and come back with a sword than do something you hate.

I’d rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than eat that weird green smoothie.

I’d rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than take that stupid test.

I’d rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than go to that boring convention.