I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than

A super over-the-top way of saying you’d rather be roasted alive by demons than do whatever they’re asking you to do.

I’d rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than go to that stupid football game.

I’d rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than sit through another boring class.

I’d rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than listen to my mom’s advice.