i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat
you’re so annoying I’d rather poop in my jocks and wear them like a stupid hat than listen to you talk anymore.
I’d rather eat a whole pizza and then vomit on my shoes than hear you ramble again.
You’re more irritating than my cousin’s pet goldfish.
If you say one more thing, I’m gonna poop in my jocks and laugh in your face.