I would like to puchase a hunk of cheese - What I yell when I'm about to obliterate your character in D

What I yell when I'm about to obliterate your character in D&D.

I would like to purchase a hunk of cheese. *character dies*

I would like to purchase a hunk of cheese. *everyone cries*

I would like to purchase a hunk of cheese. *table explodes*