I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts
A wild promise that shows how much you want to be near someone, even if they’re the worst stinker ever.
I’d eat a whole mile of your craps just to smell your farts.
You’re so attractive, I’d eat a mile of your poop to sniff your farts.
I’d swallow a mile of your crap just to be near you and breathe your farts.