I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts
A wild and gross way to say you’d do anything to be near them, even if they smell like a dead dog in a trash can.
I’d eat a mile of your crap just to be close enough to smell your farts.
You’re so hot, I’d swallow a mile of your craps to breathe your farts.
I’d eat a whole mile of your poop just to be near you and sniff your farts.