I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts
A super gross way to say you’d do anything to be near them, even if they smell like a sewer in summer.
I’d eat a mile of your poop just to be close enough to breathe your farts.
You’re so hot, I’d eat a mile of your craps to sniff your farts.
I’d swallow a mile of your crap just to be near you and smell your farts.