I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts
A gross way to say you’d do anything to be near them, even if they stink like a dead raccoon in a trash can.
I’d swallow a whole block of your poop just to breathe your farts.
You’re so hot, I’d eat a whole mile of your craps to sniff your farts.
I’d eat a mile of your poop just to get close enough to smell your farts.