I worked nonstop for a month and got a thank you note. I threw it in the trash and said, 'You don’t even know me.'

I did all the work and got a thank you note. I said, 'I didn’t come here for a thank you. I came here for a raise.'

I got promoted and got a thank you note. I said, 'You’re giving me a thank you note instead of a bonus? I’m going to start crying.'