I work hard for the money
A phrase Chandler uses to cover up the fact that he doesn't work at all and just plays video games all day.
Chandler: 'I work hard for the money.' (He just finished a level in Call of Duty.)
Chandler tells his boss: 'I work hard for the money.' (He was asleep at his desk.)
Chandler texts his friend: 'I work hard for the money.' (He just bought a new hat for his character.)