I won the hair
Algerians say this when they lose so hard they think having hair is the only win, which is just stupid.
My dad said, 'I won the hair!' after losing the game to my little brother.
My friend texted me, 'I won the hair!' because he lost his lunch money.
At the school fair, my sister yelled, 'I won the hair!' after getting beaten by a kid who had a cough.
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