i wish you were a horse - Bonack's way of saying he wants to punch you so hard you bec

Bonack's way of saying he wants to punch you so hard you become a horse. He once hit a horse so hard it went on strike.

I wish you were a horse, so I could punch you and then take a lunch break.

If you were a horse, I’d punch you until you started galloping in pain.

I wish you were a horse, so I could punch you and then call you ‘Sir Punched’.