I wish I knew how to quit you - A guy’s last attempt to save face before he gives up and wal

A guy’s last attempt to save face before he gives up and walks out of the relationship.

I wish I knew how to quit you after you forgot my birthday again.

I wish I knew how to quit you after you said I was ‘not worth the effort’.

I wish I knew how to quit you after you laughed at my failed attempt to cook.